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[thrillofthechase]

Things I'd really like to tell Bob -- once I'm really sure he can't get close enough to turn me into a lawn ornament:

1. I'm not a lab rat.
2. I'm not a pincushion.
3. I'm not a "project".
4. I'm not a fucking experiment.
5. Elle and I have been having really hot sex on and off for the past seven and a half years and you can't do a damned thing about it.
6. I'm grateful you brought me back to life, but not that grateful, now let me OUT of here!
7. I know something you don't know...